It was a fantastic day out today, so I went for a bike ride along the Alki Beach boardwalk in West Seattle. I’m just minding my own business, enjoying the weather, the salt air…when all of a sudden a huge collision occurred right in front of me. There were two women on rollerblades about 15’ ahead, a skakeboarder to their left… and coming toward us, a bicyclist on the right about 50’ away. The two females on rollerblades were looking straight ahead, the guy on the skateboard was checking out the action on the beach…but so too was the bicyclist—unfortunately, he was so distracted, his eyes so affixed that he had no idea what was about to occur! The biker ran straight into the skateboarder, the impact so intense that the boarder actually took out the legs of one of the female rollerbladers, leaving them all lying on their backs. The bicyclist was lucky he had a helmet on as his head hit a concrete pillar on his way down.
Everyone around was stunned by what had just happened. I was going to snap a pic, but by the time I got the camera ready, everyone was on his or her feet. In the following moments I was discerning how this accident could have happened. I scanned the area looking for answers, when all of a sudden; there it was…a topless woman. The bicyclist had no chance! It would be one thing if she were lying flat on her stomach, but no, the thoughtless woman had to perch herself on her elbows, exposing a great deal of cleavage. Ladies, do you not understand that we are powerless when you flaunt your beauty like this. Just look at this woman…notice the look on her face “gosh, did I just cause that accident?” I almost detect a subtle smirk on her face…knowing the power she wields. She has absolutely no regard. Thankfully the injuries were not that severe.
So, ladies, the next time you want to go to the beach and sun yourself…go right ahead and do it topless…we guys will just take our chances. 🙂
Gosh, does this story remind you of a Seinfeld episode…when Kramer crashed his car looking at the woman just walking down the street in a bra?